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Four Color Politics

Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Quotes of the Morning: It's What's for Dinner

“Federal scientists have concluded there is no difference between food from cloned animals and food from conventional livestock, setting the stage for the government to declare Thursday that cloned animals are safe for the human food supply.”
-Associated Press, December 27, 2006

“Scientists have begun putting genes from human beings into food crops in a dramatic extension of genetic modification. The move, which is causing disgust and revulsion among critics, is bound to strengthen accusations that GM technology is creating ‘Frankenstein foods’ and drive the controversy surrounding it to new heights.”
-The Independent, April 24, 2005

“God-Schmod, I want my monkey-man!”
-Bart Simpson

“Environmentalists say that no one will want to eat the partially human-derived food because it will smack of cannibalism.”
-The Independent, April 24, 2005

“I do not even want to think about combining the above statements.... I’ll let Charlton Heston do it instead.”

“Soylent Green is made of people!”
-Detective Robert Thorn (Charlton Heston), Soylent Green

“No, no, no.. How about the one where we clone the half-human monkey-men until they can work up a good breeding population?

“You maniacs! You blew it up! D*mn you! God d*mn you all to hell!.”
-George Taylor (Charlton Heston), Planet of the Apes

“Thanks Chuck.”


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