Quotes of hte Morning: Merry Christmas Pt 2

“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
-Henny Youngman

“Well I know that it is too late for Henny, but we finally have an atheist holiday.”
-Skippy

“This is America. This is the big commercial holiday. You're not going to acknowledge the holiday? Then I'm not shopping there. And that's what the bottom line is here.”
-Bill O’Reilly, November 30, 2005

“See? This is a big commercial holiday! That must be secular.”
-Skippy

“Every company in America should be on their knees thanking Jesus for being born. Without Christmas, most American businesses would be far less profitable. More than enough reason for business to be screaming ‘Merry Christmas.’”
-Bill O’Reilly, November 28, 2005

“Oops.. My mistake. Apparently Christ has begun, at this late date, to work with the moneychangers in the Temple. Still, this holiday is for everyone.”
-Skippy

“Christians aren't going to be mad if you say ‘Happy Hanukkah’ or ‘Happy Kwanzaa,’ as long as you acknowledge what it's all about, the federal holiday of Christmas. If you don't, then Christians start to say, ‘You don't like us. You're anti-Christian, you have an anti-Christian bias.’"
-Bill O’Reilly, November 30, 2005

“Everyone can celebrate as long as they acknowledge that it is all about Jesus, Our Lord and Savior.”
-Skippy

“Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.”
-Jonathan Miller

“Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyful Kwanza, etc.. I hope everyone’s holidays go wonderfully, and I hope that all of you can find the real meaning of the season: joy.”
-Skippy