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Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Quotes of the Morning: Tofu Terror

“A little something different today. I found an article yesterday (thanks to the ever invaluable Pandagon) that I feel I must share.. Beware the Phantom Menace: Tofu.”

“There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a ‘health food,’ one of our most popular.
Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.”
-Jim Rutz, “A Devil Food Is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals”, WorldNetDaily, December 12, 2006

“Dear God! Soybean products are feminizing, and we all know that there is nothing worse in the world than females! Wait… That doesn’t make sense…”

“..Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.
In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.
If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because ‘I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual.’ No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.“
-Jim Rutz, “A Devil Food Is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals”, WorldNetDaily, December 12, 2006

“My God.. All of Japan has already probably been turned gay! Everybody panic!”

“Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?
Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.
Worse, there's now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year! “
-Jim Rutz, “A Devil Food Is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals”, WorldNetDaily, December 12, 2006

“Oh sure, you might have suspected that the obesity rate and early puberty issues that kids are facing today have something to do with the growth hormones given to most cows and then progressing into beef and milk, or a lack of exercise coupled with a junk-food diet including tons of processed sugars, but you would be wrong, wrong I tell you! It is because children today eat so much tofu! You know how kids love tofu. It’s a wonder that McDonald’s stays in business.”

“P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.”
-Jim Rutz, “A Devil Food Is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals”, WorldNetDaily, December 12, 2006

“Thank you WorldNetDaily for allowing Mr. Rutz just a little space on your page to say what needed to be said. I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. Mr. Rutz is chairman of Megashift Ministries, a group that believes that Christianity is going to be taking over the world any day now and that the people have been miraculously returned from the dead in 52 countries. God Bless America, land of the freakin’ loonies.”


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