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Four Color Politics

Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Quotes of the Morning: Happy Comfest Eve

"You are the music while the music lasts."
-T.S. Eliot

“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
-Hunter Thompson

“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”
-Hunter S. Thompson

"Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable."
-Kurt Vonnegut

“Quotes of the Morning, a wholly owned subsidiary of Fly by Night Industries, does not condone or endorse the use of any form of intoxicant except the legal and socially acceptable option of alcohol. We endorse the living heck out of that one, but drugs are evil and bad and will make you go blind and grow hair on the palms of your hands. At least I think that it was drugs that were supposed to do that.
Oh well, just listen to the words of the Hippies and Yippies who have come before us..”

“Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.”
-Abbie Hoffman

“And remember the wise words of Nancy Reagan..”

“Just say no.”
-Nancy Reagan

“Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against Club practice and I'd like to ask at this time if you all agree to waive all sanction against said referee or anything that might get me fired.”
-Lou, Caddyshack

“Comfest is at T-1. The Holy Season begins tomorrow. Five stages of music, hippies, commies, psychics, freaks, geeks and drunken guys screaming ‘Freebird’. The Quotes of the Morning will return Tuesday once I have a chance to recover. I’ll be the guy at the festival carrying the shaman staff with the rabbit-ear antennae on the top and the binary runes carved into it. God I love Comfest.
Be there or the cool kids will make fun of you. You have been warned.”

“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.”


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