Quotes of the Morning: ComFest is at T-One Week

“My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary.”
-Martin Luther

“Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.”
-George Bernard Shaw

“My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.”
-Vladamir Nabokov

“Great thinkers the world around agree.. Loud music and alcohol are good.”
-Skippy

“You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
-Frank Zappa

“It hath come.. Yea, like unto a garage band in the night. Comfest is a mere week away. That is correct. We are at T-one week for Comfest. Please stow all carry-on baggage and return your seats to an upright position. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. You have been warned.”
-Skippy