Quotes of the Morning: The New Marxism

“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, February 22, 2005

"Those are my principals, if you don't like them....I have others."
-Groucho Marx

“But you bet, when we find somebody who might do harm to the American people, we will detain them and ask others from their country of origin to detain them. It makes sense. The American people expect us to do that. We, we -- we still at war.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, April 28, 2005

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
-Groucho Marx

“I grieve for every death. It breaks my heart to think about a family weeping over the loss of a loved one. I understand the anguish that some feel about the death that takes place.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, August 11, 2005

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
-Groucho Marx

“The United States and the U.S. stand together in support of the Iraqi people and the new Iraqi government, which will soon come into action.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, February 22, 2005

“The United States and the U.S.? Both of them?”
-Skippy

"The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part."
-Groucho Marx

“The post-9/11 world, the United States must make sure we protect our people and our friends from attack. That was the charge we have been given. And one way to do so is to arrest people and send them back to their country of origin with the promise that they won't be tortured. That's the promise we receive. This country does not believe in torture. We do believe in protecting ourselves. We don't believe in torture.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, March 16, 2005

"An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall. For a pro, it's got to be a real old lady."
-Groucho Marx

"All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats."
-Groucho Marx

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
-Groucho Marx