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Four Color Politics

Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Quotes of the Morning

“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”
-Demetri Martin

“President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'”
-Craig Kilborn

“Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.”
Leslie Nielsen

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.”
Slappy White

“It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”
Muhammad Ali

“I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.”
Robert Paul

“A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.”
Dennis Miller

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
Jerome K Jerome (Three Men in a Boat, 1889)


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