Quotes of the Morning

“Drive thy business or it will drive thee.”
-Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.”
-John Cleese (1939 - )

“No one traveling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.”
-Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)

“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
-Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”
-Woody Allen (1935 - )

“Who cares who's captain after the wings have fallen off.”
-Scott McNealy on IBM Corp's new chief executive officer Louis Gerstner