Quotes of the Morning

“Just because.”
-Skippy

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
-Albert Einstein

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it's two hours. That's relativity."
-Albert Einstein

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice."
-Albert Einstein

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
-Albert Einstein

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
-Albert Einstein

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein

"I don't pretend to understand the universe--it's much bigger than I am."
-Albert Einstein

"Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race."
-Albert Einstein

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
-Albert Einstein

"There are only two ways to live your life. One as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
-Albert Einstein