Quotes of the Morning: Heeeere's Johnny

“Better late than never..”
-Skippy

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
-Johnny Carson

“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.”
-Johnny Carson

“Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.”
-Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005), Playboy Interview - December 1967