Quotes of the Morning

“Earlier today, conservative firebrand and bestselling author Ann Coulter agreed to participate in the 32nd annual meeting of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), the nation’s largest gathering of grassroots conservative leaders and activists, said CPAC Director Stacie Rumenap.
‘For years, Ann’s participation in CPAC has been the highlight for thousands of conservative grassroots activists,’ said Rumenap. ‘Her incendiary opinions on issues of the day resonate with our attendees, who always report that the CPAC experience would not be the same without an opportunity to be enlightened by the inimitable Miss Coulter.’"
-American Conservative Union, January 11, 2005

“Ann Coulter.. Darling of the conservative movement. She ‘resonates’ with them. Here are a few of her prouder moments, including her very recent appearance on Canadian television.”
-Skippy

“Coulter: ‘Canada used to be one of our most loyal friends and vice-versa. I mean Canada sent troops to Vietnam - was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?’
McKeown interrupts: ‘Canada didn't send troops to Vietnam.’
Coulter: ‘I don't think that's right.’
McKeown: ‘Canada did not send troops to Vietnam.’
Coulter (looking desperate): ‘Indochina?’
McKeown: ‘Uh no. Canada ...second World War of course. Korea. Yes. Vietnam No.’
Coulter: ‘I think you're wrong.’
McKeown: ‘No, took a pass on Vietnam.’
Coulter: ‘I think you're wrong.’
McKeown: ‘No, Australia was there, not Canada.’
Coulter: ‘I think Canada sent troops.’
McKeown: ‘No.’
Coulter: ‘Well. I'll get back to you on that.’"
-Ann Coulter on ‘The Fifth Column’ on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, January 27, 2005

"We should invade their [Muslim’s] countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."
-Ann Coulter, September 13, 2001

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."
-Ann Coulter, January 2002

"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."
-Ann Coulter, July 3, 2002

COULTER: I take the biblical idea. God gave us the earth.
PETER FENN (Democratic strategist): Oh, OK.
COULTER: We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.
FENN: This is a great idea.
COULTER: God says, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.’
FENN: Terrific. We're Americans, so we should consume as much of the earth's resources...
COULTER: Yes! Yes.
FENN: ... as fast as we possibly can.
COULTER: As opposed to living like the Indians.
-Ann Coulter clip shown on Hannity and Colmes, June 22, 2001

“Yep. Ann thinks God told us to rape the earth. As you might suspect, Ann is not a feminist.”
-Skippy

"Cheney is my ideal man. Because he's solid. He's funny. He's very handsome. He was a football player. People don't think about him as the glamour type because he's a serious person, he wears glasses, he's lost his hair. But he's a very handsome man. And you cannot imagine him losing his temper, which I find extremely sexy. Men who get upset and lose their tempers and claim to be sensitive males: talk about girly boys. No, there's a reason hurricanes are named after women and homosexual men, it's one of our little methods of social control. We're supposed to fly off the handle.
-Ann Coulter, interview in the New York Observer, August 20, 2002

"I love Texas Republicans! They're these beautiful women, they're so great-looking, they're completely loaded. They're dripping in this gorgeous jewelry, they're really funny and sarcastic and smart. Americans are so cool, and they're such parochial idiots here in New York."
-Ann Coulter, interview in the New York Observer, August 20, 2002

“You see, Ann is a conservative who speaks to the heartland of America. She understands the everyday, hard-working people of this country and can empathize with their plight. That is why she is so loved by the conservative movement.”
-Skippy

“LAMB: Where did you write the book?
COULTER: In my apartment.
LAMB: In what part of the world?
COULTER: Mostly in New York, though some in Washington. I tried originally writing it from L.A., Vail and Aspen, and I wasn't getting much work done.”
-Ann Coulter Interview, August 11, 2002