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Four Color Politics

Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Quotes of the Morning: Tinky Winky Mourns

“Sad news everyone.. Fearless Leader has lost one of his biggest supporters, the Rev. Jerry Falwell. Rev. Falwell was one of those old-time religion style preachers (assuming you consider the Inquisition to be ‘old time religion’) and I am sure that the Administration will miss his warm words of encouragement.”
-Skippy


"But you've got to kill the terrorists before the killing stops. And I'm for the president to chase them all over the world. If it takes 10 years, blow them all away in the name of the Lord."

-Jerry Falwell, October 24, 2004

"I think [the war] is going well. CNN doesn't always get it right, but it goes pretty well if you watch it on FOX."

-Jerry Falwell, December 2, 2004

“Other people might not miss him so much..”
-Skippy

“The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say: you helped this happen.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell on 9/11, September 13, 2001

“The Rev. Falwell kind of went out of his way to make enemies.. Let’s see.. Religion?”
-Skippy

"I think Muhammad was a terrorist. I read enough of the history of his life written by both Muslims and non-Muslims, (to know) that he was a violent man, a man of war."
-Rev. Jerry Falwell, October 6, 2002

"If he's going to be the counterfeit of Christ, he has to be Jewish. The only thing we know is he must be male and Jewish."

-Jerry Falwell commenting on the anti-Christ, January 1999

“Check. Those who believe in a secular government and the Constitution?”
-Skippy

“There is no separation of church and state. Modern US Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the Founders had in mind in the First Amendment to the Constitution.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell

“The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell

“We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism ... we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today ... our battle is with Satan himself.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."

-Jerry Falwell, July 4, 1976

“Check. Women?”
-Skippy

“I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell

“Check. Homosexuals?”
-Skippy

"Most of these feminists are radical, frustrated lesbians, many of them, and man-haters, and failures in their relationships with men, and who have declared war on the male gender. The Biblical condemnation of feminism has to do with its radical philosophy and goals. That's the bottom line."

-Rev. Jerry Falwell

“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell

“AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell

"Someone must not be afraid to say, 'moral perversion is wrong.' If we do not act now, homosexuals will 'own' America!...If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way...and our nation will pay a terrible price!"

-Jerry Falwell quoted in People for the American Way's, "Hostile Climate," 1997, p.15

"Well the fact that he's a gay Republican means he should join the Democratic party."
-Rev. Jerry Falwell on Marc Cherry, creator of Desperate Housewives, November 28, 2004

“Check.. But I was brought up not to speak badly of the dead, so I will just leave on the Rev. Falwell’s own words.”
-Skippy

“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”
-Rev. Jerry Falwell, May 17, 1997

"I may be an idiot, but I'm not a pedophile."

-Rev. Jerry Falwell, June 12, 2002

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