Quotes of the Morning: You Are All Idiots

“You people are all idiots. I’m sorry, but that’s the only conclusion that I can come to. If you were intelligent, then Fearless Leader wouldn’t feel the need to explain things to all of you like you were children.”
-Skippy

“Trade is an important subject here at Caterpillar, and the reason why is because a lot of the product you make here, you sell to somebody else, sell overseas to another country. That's trade.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 30, 2007

“See? That’s how you’d explain the ins and outs of international commerce to a kindergartener. If you people weren’t all so dumb Fearless Leader wouldn’t need to talk down to you like that.”
-Skippy

“Now, in order to export something, somebody has to make it. In other words, when I talk about numbers, behind the numbers is people who are providing the service and/or making the product.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 30, 2007

“Fearless Leader is clear and concise because he can’t use any fancy words with you people. Take this for example..”
-Skippy

“I want to spend some time explaining that to the American people why competition is important.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 30, 2007

“You probably don’t think that that sentence makes any sense grammatically. You probably just don’t understand Higher English. Just like there are more complicated forms of mathematics like algebra and calculus, there are also higher forms of the English language. Unfortunately Fearless Leader is the only man sufficiently advanced to speak the language. That’s probably why he tries to make his conversations so simple. He’s afraid that if he speaks to the best of his ability you won’t be able to understand him. Idiots.”
-Skippy

“Caterpillar has great workers because it has got good training programs. Caterpillar can employ new people because it makes good product that people want.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 30, 2007

“You see, while ‘makes good product’ may seem like bad grammar, it is actually perfectly acceptable when speaking Higher English. Fearless Leader is a genius, and you people are all idiots. You are probably the reason why things like this..”
-Skippy

“The U.S. military said two soldiers and a Marine were killed on Tuesday in Anbar, a restive western province where they are battling a Sunni Arab insurgency.
Bombers and gunmen killed 40 people in attacks on Shi'ite worshippers on Tuesday and a Sunni district of Baghdad came under attack from mortars that killed at least 17 people.
The deaths on the final day of the annual week-long Ashura ritual, highpoint of the Shi'ite religious calendar, underlined widespread concerns about Iraq sliding into sectarian civil war.
On Wednesday, a suspected suicide bomber rammed a fuel truck into the main gate of an Iraqi army base in Miqdadiya, northeast of Baghdad, wounding at least nine people, an army source said.
Tens of thousands of Iraqis have been killed in sectarian bloodshed between Shi'ites and Sunnis since an attack on a Shi'ite mosque in Samarra in February 2006.”
-Reuters

“…happen. I mean, if you were all just smarter you’d have been able to follow Fearless Leader’s strategy for victory in Iraq. He’s tried to make it simple for you. He’s kept his entire strategy for victory down to three little letters to try to make it easier for you.. W. I. N. If you can’t even do that then I’m afraid that you are just hopeless. I’m sorry, the fault must lie with you, because Fearless Leader is a genius.”
-Skippy

“These are new eras and it's exciting times.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 30, 2007