Quotes of the Morning: Get Out and Vote

"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
-Bill Vaughan

"President Bush warned Democrats not to celebrate too early. This is from the guy who put up the 'Mission Accomplished' sign three years ago."
-Jay Leno

"I think it's important to note that nobody hates the troops more than decorated war hero John Kerry. We're all very, very lucky that we have draft-dodgers like George Bush and Dick Cheney to point that out to us."
-Jimmy Kimmel

"Do you remember last election day... and how you convinced me to not vote. You argued that since we disagreed on all issues, we could both stay home and the outcome would be the same as if we both voted. DOGS CAN'T VOTE!!"
-Dilbert

“Please remember to get out and vote tomorrow.. The Quotes may be on a quick hiatus.. I live in one of the areas that seems to have had a massive shortage of voting booths in the last election, and I suspect (just suspect) that this may become a problem again. If so, the Quotes will return on Wednesday.”
-Skippy

"Election irregularities are particularly acute here in Ohio. Two years ago, voting was marked by long lines and insufficient voting booths in many neighborhoods---oddly enough, mostly minority neighborhoods. Many blame the fiercely pro-Bush Kenneth Blackwell, who oversaw the elections as Ohio's Secretary of State. Who is Kenneth Blackwell? Think of him as a more `do-able' Katherine Harris."
-Jon Stewart

"It does not matter who you vote for, either way your planet is doomed!"
-Kodos

"Because you NEED me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king."
-Sideshow Bob Terwilliger