Quotes of the Morning: A Dog's Life

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight — it's the size of the fight in the dog."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
-Edward Abbey

"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog."
-James Thurber

"The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment."
-Warren G. Bennis

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andy Rooney

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-Groucho Marx

“A moment of silence please for Skippy’s dog Jazz, who today is losing all of her chances at motherhood. We wish her a speedy recovery, and the ability to read this. And to be able to talk. That would be really, really cool if she could talk, though today she would probably be saying things that I wouldn’t want to hear..”
-Skippy

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
-Snoopy