Quotes of the Morning: Lazy Monday

“Ok.. Feeling lazy again. So here are a few items that aren’t what they are except when they are.”
-Skippy

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
-Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
-Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
-A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
-Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
-Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
-Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)