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Four Color Politics

Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Quotes of the Morning: Comfest is at T-4


“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
-Hunter Thompson

“It is coming.. Comfest is nearly here. We are at T-4 for Comfest. Light a candle at the shrine of St. Jerry, and unfurl your tie-dye. The Holy Season is upon us. You have been warned.”
-Skippy


"Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable."
-Kurt Vonnegut

“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
-Hunter Thompson

“Remember kids... Only Dopes use Dope. Stay away from drugs, and remember the words of our Founding Fathers.”
-Skippy


“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Benjamin Franklin

“Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.”
-Abbie Hoffman

“Of course, you may need to update that one..”
-Skippy


"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is."
-Homer Simpson

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