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Four Color Politics

Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Quotes of the Morning: Comfest is at T-4

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
-Hunter Thompson

“It is coming.. Comfest is nearly here. We are at T-4 for Comfest. Light a candle at the shrine of St. Jerry, and unfurl your tie-dye. The Holy Season is upon us. You have been warned.”

"Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable."
-Kurt Vonnegut

“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
-Hunter Thompson

“Remember kids... Only Dopes use Dope. Stay away from drugs, and remember the words of our Founding Fathers.”

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
-Benjamin Franklin

“Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.”
-Abbie Hoffman

“Of course, you may need to update that one..”

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is."
-Homer Simpson


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