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Four Color Politics

Mainly the Quotes of the Morning, with occasional Other Crap.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

The Armies of Darkness

“Right now we are faced with the armies of darkness who are - who have no objective but to undermine the political process and incite civil war in Iraq. But I want to assure the whole world that this will never, ever happen; that we in Iraq are committed to move along.”
-Iraqi Interim President Al-Yawer, December 6, 2004

“Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!”
-Ash, Army of Darkness

“We talked about a variety of issues. We talked about how the United States can continue to stand with those who believe in democracy. We talked about the security situation. We talked about the election process.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, on his conversation with Iraqi Interim President Al-Yawer, December 6, 2004

“Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.”
-Ash, Army of Darkness

“And I assured the President that my comments about the need to have elections was real and genuine. I believe it's necessary for the Iraqi people to vote on January the 30th because it provides an opportunity for people to participate in democracy. It'll send the clear message to the few people in Iraq that are trying to stop the march toward democracy that they cannot stop elections. It will give the Iraqi people a chance to become invested in the future of that vital country.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, on his conversation with Iraqi Interim President Al-Yawer, December 6, 2004

“I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**, and Jack left town.”
-Ash, Army of Darkness

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