Quotes of the Morning: Get Out and Vote

“Eyeing three upcoming presidential elections in Latin America, Bush said citizens must choose ‘between two competing visions’ for their future.
One, he said, pursues representative government, integration into the world community and freedom's transformative power for individuals.
‘The other seeks to roll back the democratic progress of the past two decades by playing to fear, pitting neighbor against neighbor and blaming others for their own failures to provide for the people,’ he said. ‘We must make tough decisions today to ensure a better tomorrow.’"
-Associated Press, November 7, 2005

“Oddly enough, I think that he had absolutely no sense of irony while saying that..”
-Skippy

"Because you NEED me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king."
-Sideshow Bob Terwilliger

"Do you remember last election day... and how you convinced me to not vote. You argued that since we disagreed on all issues, we could both stay home and the outcome would be the same as if we both voted. DOGS CAN'T VOTE!!"
-Dilbert

"It does not matter who you vote for, either way your planet is doomed!"
-Kodos

“Just a reminder.. Get out and vote. Vote for anyone that you like, but vote. I will at lunch, as my mind works on autopilot for the first hour or so of the day and so I forgot this morning. If I can drive across town during lunch to do it, you can too.. Oh, and the Quotes of the Morning (a subsidiary of Fly by Night Industries) endorses voting yes on issues 2, 3, 4, and 5. I doubt anyone cares (or is surprised) but there you are.”
-Skippy