Quotes of the Morning: Splash Day

“President Bush drew laughs from his audience Tuesday when he asked whether the Galveston area still hosts ‘Splash Day.’
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Splash Day once marked the end of school and the beginning of summertime fun. The city backed off from it many years ago when it turned a little too wild, says Christy Benson of the Galveston Chamber of Commerce. It later became a party day for gays and lesbians.”
-Associated Press, April 26, 2005

"I'm not saying whether I came or not on Splash Day. I'm just saying, 'Do you have Splash Day?'"
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, April 26, 2005

“You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means.”
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

“No, mentoring is a fabulous, fabulous part of the American society.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 30, 2003

“My, we have got a fabulous United States military. “
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, September 16, 2002

“Dr. Condoleezza Rice is an honest, fabulous person. And America is lucky to have her service. Period. “
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, July 30, 2003

“This is a fabulous country called America, and I'm proud to be your President. “
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, June 17, 2003

“I love coming to North Carolina. It's a fabulous state, full of fabulous people.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, July 25, 2002

“She's a fabulous, fabulous First Lady -- who is going to spend time reminding people that classroom teachers, people in the classroom, are incredibly important for America.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, May 8, 2002

“Heck, maybe Bush does know about Splash Day..”
-Skippy